Phoenix chats to himself about sweaty leather seats, lawn bowls, the Triple J Hottest 100, and #SaferInternetDay.

Phoenix chats to himself about ‘straya day, sports GOATS, finding guests for the podcast, Harold the Alpaca, and targeted Facebook ads.

Phoenix chats to himself about running the projector at church, sports journos, sex robots, and sexually repressed Japanese people.

Phoenix chats to himself about the #MeToo movement. For like 40 minutes straight. Probably a bad idea given how stupid and uninformed he is, but it’s there anyway. Have at it.

Phoenix chats to himself about buying presents for kids, self-reflection, and Jesus.

Phoenix chats to himself about bombing at open mics, getting swallowed by a black hole, legalizing gay marriage, and nostalgic internet porn.

Welcome to the first episode of Death By Internet, a podcast by Phoenix Trinidad. In this episode, Phoenix chats to himself about rebooting a failed podcast, crashing his car, being a millenial, Net Neutrality, and Louis CK.