In this episode, Phoenix chats to himself about getting to the Raw Comedy State Final, the Steve Smith cricket scandal, shaming people online, and self-driving cars.

Phoenix chats to himself about the horrible things he said about Stephen Hawking (before he died), hosting an open mic, and Derren Brown’s The Push.

Phoenix chats to himself about running into his old high-school science teacher at the Boolarra Folk Festival, the TV show Black Mirror, and also says some generally horrible things about Stephen Hawking.

Phoenix chats to himself about getting through the first heat of RAW comedy, AFLX, and deep fake porn.

Phoenix chats to himself about sweaty leather seats, lawn bowls, the Triple J Hottest 100, and #SaferInternetDay.

Phoenix chats to himself about ‘straya day, sports GOATS, finding guests for the podcast, Harold the Alpaca, and targeted Facebook ads.

Phoenix chats to himself about running the projector at church, sports journos, sex robots, and sexually repressed Japanese people.

Phoenix chats to himself about the #MeToo movement. For like 40 minutes straight. Probably a bad idea given how stupid and uninformed he is, but it’s there anyway. Have at it.

Phoenix chats to himself about buying presents for kids, self-reflection, and Jesus.

Phoenix chats to himself about bombing at open mics, getting swallowed by a black hole, legalizing gay marriage, and nostalgic internet porn.